Amusing story of the day? Go!
I have this coworker who doesn't seem to know how to dress appropriately for work, despite having been told this on at least one occasion. She's got this pair of white cotton capri pants that she wears all the time.
I looked up today and realized that, not only are they see through, but that what I initially thought was a stain on her pants was actually her tattoo, a big green butterfly, which is on her ass.
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS, BUT NOW I CANNOT STOP LOOKING.